Profile: Sara Clemens is an ad copywriter for a book publisher, so every single day she pretends she's in an episode of Mad Men. Her alter ego is a writer, actor, sound designer, and sometime stand-up comedian in New York City. She lives with a husband, a guinea pig, and all of the consoles, including the NES she got for Christmas of 1989. It still runs like a dream. You can follow her on twitter at @TheSaraClemens, and find all the things she's ever written for the internet at saraclemens.com. Expertise: Shakespeare, the Wilhelm Scream, Fallout 3, vampires, braggadocio. Thumbs up: gaming, telling stories, cracking up. Tumbs down: cheat codes, plot holes, bombing at jokes.